Pizza in the City

"Pizza is like sex," it has been said, "Even bad pizza is good pizza." And, as with sex, you know that the unfortunate soul who adheres to this admonition has really never had good pizza. Perhaps not so unfortunate for those living around these parts as they blissfully gobble up the crap they send to the door with a grin.

Perhaps one day, someone will smarten up and open this town's first quality pizza emporium, perhaps calling it something like, "Cooked-All-The-Way-Through Pizza", and none of this bullshit of a debit-at-the-door fee which is really christing stupid as all fuck too. But until then just resign yourself to the fact that the skill-set required for making a good pie is clearly just errant; caveat emptor.

---Sam Je

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