A bitch for all barista's

Dear Customers, Just because I am a) cute, and/or b) nice to you does not mean I want to jump you. I am paid to be nice to you, to deliver your delicious mocha's to you. Im flattered by your crush however you are taking it too far by finding out my last name, and facebooking me. In a fit of dumb blonde I added you out of kindness, and now you message me every hour of the day about how the girl you love has a boyfriend. When I am at my house, I am no longer being paid to be nice to you, when I am walking down the street, I am not being paid to be nice to you. If I dont initiate contact DONT puppydog me to death. Talk to me all you want at the cafe, but I have a life outside of work and I need to live it so I dont massacre all the customers when I do work.


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