Yes, you already know who you are. You're one of those people with a little 10 pound overnight case on two wheels with a towing handle, struggling through doors, up escalators and taking up extra space in elevators at rush hour. My laptop bag weighs twice as much as your puny accessory does, so pick the damned thing up.
Perhaps you're thinking that we all believe you're jetsetting to New York or London, when we see you towing that micro-suitcase. Get over it - we all know you're going on a two day trip to Moncton.
So do us a favour and carry that miniature obstacle, willya?
---Tired of Cutesy Behaviour