To the asshole who was obviously too lazy to get up this morning and put his recycling out on time: keep it on your own fucking lawn! If you didn't get your shit out on time, don't put your recycling on my lawn instead. I got my shit out on time, but now I have four bags of your PISS in front of my house. If I find out who you are I won't put garbage on your lawn. Nope, I'll take a big steaming dump right on your front porch.