Excuse me, but why do you come to our house, piss and leave the toilet seat up? 2/3 of the people who live here are female, and as Lezlie Lowe pointed out in her column in this newspaper, 3/4 of toilet functions involve the seat being down. That means you're leaving the seat up on the off chance that it'll be all ready for that 1/6th of the time that the toilet's gonna be used for a guy pissing. Thanks. You must be one of the ones who use up the toilet paper and don't bother to replace it with a new roll.
---Not Really A Huge Deal But Still Annoying!