FUCK YOU all of you irresponsible parents that leave me to baby sit your children while you drink yourself into a March break coma. PEOPLE do YOU let your children run and scream through YOUR house and play hockey in your halls, throw ice everywhere, and I bet your kids don’t fuck up your elevator at your place of work either.

I am a busy lady, and there are other people in this hotel besides you assholes. I understand that this is a vacation for you, you want to let lose, but mooning me in the parking lot when I ask you nicely for the 3rd time to keep it down because our other guests are complaining was not fucking hilarious.

But I will tell you what was funny when I called the cops on you and your little party came to an end.

Even funnier was that you thought you were going to get me fired but instead my manager charged you a disturbanch fee and asked you never to return. HA

So for all those people out there taking their kids on vacation please PLEASE, respect the employees at the hotel where you will be staying. Dont forget they are the ones who CLEAN your room and SERVE your food.

PS filling your kids with junk food like cake and pizza just makes them even more crazy.

---front desk lover