To every rude customer this past year.

I get paid to smile no matter how bitchy you are. But I just wanted to let you know that you are all horrible people. Just because I am behind the counter, just because it's my job to help you does not mean I am your inferior, you do not have the right to treat me like an ungrateful slave. This is what I've obvserved about you people this past year:

Women above forty tend to be bitchy, except when my male co-worker is around.

Men in their twenties tend to be assholes, flirting and smiling until they realize they can't get exactly what they want right away, no matter how handsome they think they are.

Anyone under 20 completely ignores you even when you say 'hello' politely and clearly.

Thank god for all the nice polite people that come to the counter or I'd snap every time one of you assholes did something rude. Like shove papers in my face while I'm on the phone helping another customer. Or reach behind the counter. Or throw an entitled fit every time you fail to read the fucking signs plastered all over the walls.

---Fuck all of you

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