This goes out to the fucker who's car alarm went off shortly after 7:00 this morning at the top of Spring Garden. The noise that hell-spawned thing was projecting must've woken or seriously pissed off a good thousand people. Seriously - there are at least a dozen houses and three apartment buildings in the area. It actually entered my dreams (a really good fucking dream as I recall), woke me up, and then continued for almost 45 minutes with it's piercing warbling. Aargh!
It should be a criminal offense to activate a car alarm unless you are within earshot of it. I hope your car was ransacked and left on cinder blocks you igonrant cunt. Where the fuck were you??