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Sunday, March 29, 2009

My fucking mouth.

Posted on Sun, Mar 29, 2009 at 11:49 AM

I've invested nearly $10,000 in you.

Sure, my teeth are straight now. But even though I had jaw surgery and all of my wisdom teeth out to make more room, they still don't meet. My mouth still hurts. This was supposed to be fixed and now I have to go and get MORE surgery.

On top of that, I have to have a gum graft. And a filling. And I have to get my back molars shaved down because now they're too big and causing more problems.

Mouth, I've spent a lot of money on you. I've ingested a lot of painkillers to get you to shut up, to no avail. We've been through surgeries, cleanings, drillings, fillings, braces, everything together. When will it be enough? Why can't you just stop hurting for fucks sakes?

---Foul Mouth

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