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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Pre-Bitch

Posted on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 3:22 PM

This summer i plan on ignoring the fact that i have wobbly arms and cellulite-ridden thighs. This means comfortable and slutty dressing (ahoy!). To the ogre who prowls agricola in your presumably musty mini van: IT AINTCHA BUSINESS, please keep all obscene gargles to yourself.

---Happily Ho-ish

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