It was so nice to see you again! I think the last time I talked to you was while telling you off for rating girls in our grade nine class by their breast size (how do you like my zero's now, bitch?) You were such a fucking prick to me from primary right up to grade twelve, I never did anything to you and you made my life hell. Now make my coffee asshole, one sugar and two milk. No tip for you! Douche bag.
---My Harley is worth more than you.