And another thing, when you do decide to answer whoever it is that's stupid enough to be calling your sorry asses in the first place do us all a favour and speak softly. There is abso-fucking-lutely NO REASON for any of ya'll to flap your gums louder than gunfire. Noone cares that Bob or Cornelius, Gunther, Seamus or whoever fucked your former BFF. She's a slut. He's a slut. You're a slut. Get over it.
--- Gotta renew my license