"Seacows" are extinct

hey bitch, ya, you, the one thats only caused my life problems since the day I extended friendly conversation to you. Stop thinking it's OK to use facebook as a way of vomitting your life in the faces of others. Stop the 2348 pictures of you two, stop the abstract poetry and then tell your audience its a joke about me in the comments, stop referring to me as a seacow in your so effing boring "notes", stop messaging all our mutual "friends" and tagging them in this shit. Nobody wants to know you have "synchronized naps" your long distance bf. I deleted you months ago, go on FB once every few days and you're STILL a pain in my ass. Sea cows are extinct and you live 10 ft from mcdonalds. Wait, you always get the salad right?

---Go Away

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