We bump into each other at a music store, only to see each other again an hour later at the drug store. We just happen to take the same bus home that day. So your response is to tell all your friends and your girlfriend that I'm obsessed with you and stalking you? She came up to me yesterday and told me to leave you alone, WTF!? I had no idea what she was going on about. You may be good looking but you have the personality of a dead fish and I'd never date you. Get the fuck over yourself pretty boy.
---Not a Stalker