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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Gobs of Goob

Posted on Tue, May 19, 2009 at 8:41 PM

I'm out walking my dog and ever so mindful of the buckled sidewalks thanks to this winter past. To my dismay, and horror, every few meters I am faced with a glistening gob of gooby phlegm. This is disgusting! I cant even swallow when I see it, something takes over and I lose the ability to....GULP! Wretched beasts. Why cant guys be like us girls? We dont hawk goobies and we fart roses.

--- sunshine

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