I'm out walking my dog and ever so mindful of the buckled sidewalks thanks to this winter past. To my dismay, and horror, every few meters I am faced with a glistening gob of gooby phlegm. This is disgusting! I cant even swallow when I see it, something takes over and I lose the ability to....GULP! Wretched beasts. Why cant guys be like us girls? We dont hawk goobies and we fart roses.