smelly cologne

Why, dear god, why do young men insist in dousing themselves with that cheap smelly drugstore body wash!? I cannot be sure what it is, but it reeks. Human are not meant to smell like this. Take a cue from nature, rub lemons on yer arse, or sprinkle cinnamon in your socks! Even vanilla or lime in your beard would be better! This girl is serious. Ah dee dahs toilet water is not working!


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