It is Thursday is it not? I just wasted 15mins of my lunch hour walking to 3 different racks looking for today's issue of your wonderful, enlightening paper. I couldn't find one fucking rack with a copy (one had last week's). Get off your asses and hit your stupid deadlines you bastards, I had to fork out $1.25 for something to read today....and then I had to chug my barley sandwich to make up for lost time.
---Half-cut and sassed