So thanks for getting rid of the houses that all of those surfer/skate douches drank in front of all the time, while they scream hilarious family guy quotes, wear rad Billabong sweat bands, and play football awkwardly in front of (when there is a boundless, beautiful green park not 12 steps from their pile of coors light). But you know what? You went and tore down the home they ruined with obnoxious spray painted words, built that stupid patio walk way that gets really slippery in the rain and isn't flat, and there has been a yawning sesspool of ghoul there ever since. Why haven't you built your stupid condominium yet?
---Your Condo Pond Smells Bad