I was at the Public Gardens stop, sitting on a bench, under your sign, ten minutes early. And I waited half an hour. And when I called to find out where your goddam bus was, you told me it had BEEN BY ALREADY. and had WAITED FIVE MINUTES.
What a fuckin joke. I was exactly where I was told to be. I didn't move. Either your crackhead driver arrived and left fifteen minutes early, or you fucked up yourself and sent him to the wrong place. Either way, don't tell me I somehow failed to notice an enormous bus park in front of my nose for five minutes. Apologize. Correct the situation. Don't tell me I'm lost, or blind.
Thank God I was just picking up a car and not catching a flight; I was able to lean on a friend for a drive, and no harm done. But I'll never call you folks again. And I'll be sure to spread the word far and wide. Thanks for the ride.
---Right place, right time