Ass To Mouth

Hey food vendor! I thought you gave this up?! I saw a guy pick his itchy ASS, then give you money for his lunch. Taking his money means his ASS is now on your hands. Don't worry about washing your hands, I don't mind. Prep some of my food why dont cha! Make it look pretty, with all that ASS lingering all over it! Wrap that lunch up, serve it with a smile, and ask "Who's next?!" Take a fucking hygenics course for fracs sake.

---Ass Police

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