Your reason for turning down my dinner invitation: I HAVE FRECKLES! "I'm not really into girls with a lot of freckles", you told me. Am I the only one who finds this absolutely ridiculous? Granted, some people don't like freckles (and some do). But for fuck's sake, you would honestly prefer to date a really fat, lazy chick with a big nose and bad acne (for example) as long as she didn't have any fucking freckles???!!!!! No wonder you've been single for over a year, dumb shit!
---I have Freckles, so fucking what!