Dear Vin Diesel wannabes...

Particularily those of you who think that a POS Chevy Cavalier, Chrysler Neon, or even a Hyundai Avanti is worth 'pimping'(-the equivalent of hanging Christmas lights on a garbage truck).

When you arrive at a red light and you see a 'MERGE' sign telling you your lane is about to end, YOUR simple task is to yeild to and merge with traffic next to you. A merge sign does not translate to, "Damn, my dick is SO small that I have to compensate by burying the gas pedal cuz I jus'GOTTA get in front of this family beside me. If I don't then I'll think my dick is even SMALLER, and I'll have to go back to the trailer park to beat my bitch. Then I'll be a real man!" Fuck You douchebags, and the idiotic shit boxes that contain YOU.

---All growed up family man.

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