Hey cutie, if someone orders some takeout lunch from you and it comes with a soup, put a fucking spoon in the bag! I can't believe I gave you 15% for taking my pita from the cook and putting it in a paper bag and you couldn't be bothered to drop a plastic spoon in with it. Fuck! At least I'll have some soup for lunch tomorrow, just have to remember to bring a spoon from home to eat it with. Idiot. A napkin would be nice too.
---cranky no spoon guy