To the woman glaring at me while I swept up cigarette butts outside my store this morning, puffing on a cigarette right under the sign next to the doorway that says "NO SMOKING"... what was your fucking deal? Why were you giving me the dirty stink-eye, and why did you feel the need to walk over and say "Here's another one." and flick your nasty butt at my feet.
I have never had someone do something so rude to me in my entire life! I hope you get lung cancer.
---Cleaning up after your dirty habit