The Oatmeal Regime

I'm absolutely sick of the lack of taste and colour in our oatmeal regime. I'm worried that Canada will ooze into a flaky, pasty Fascist oatmeal-ism, Scottish-style, based on my experiences this year in Halifax. Lack of looks, lack of hilarity, lack of tunefulness, and lack of reading ability worry me particularly. What happens when a little Mr. McHitler is launched from some old @!$% into our schools and bakeries, and becomes the Dry Cherry on the top of our Oatmeal regime?

For more info on my bitch, see which has nothing to do with this. Thank you.

---Colonel Pops

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