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Friday, June 12, 2009
The Oatmeal Regime
I'm absolutely sick of the lack of taste and colour in our oatmeal regime. I'm worried that Canada will ooze into a flaky, pasty Fascist oatmeal-ism, Scottish-style, based on my experiences this year in Halifax. Lack of looks, lack of hilarity, lack of tunefulness, and lack of reading ability worry me particularly. What happens when a little Mr. McHitler is launched from some old @!$% into our schools and bakeries, and becomes the Dry Cherry on the top of our Oatmeal regime?
For more info on my bitch, see http://organiccarrot.blogspot.com/2005/05/oatmeal-regime.html which has nothing to do with this. Thank you.
---Colonel Pops
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