You are a controlling prick - you do not delegate because you cannot relinquish control on ANYTHING - You don't even trust the people you fucking well hired. You impose ridiculous rules, like out of the fucking 1950s and I often have to choke my lunch down because you will not tolerate anyone eating a crumb after one o'clock. You won't allow the staff to dress down on casual Fridays even though the rest of the departments do. You are incompetent and stupid, I wish to fuck you'd get hit with a 1000 lb. anvil with pissed off wasps on it.
---Hopes the Anvil Gets Ya, Shithead!