Seriously. Why must you constantly blame your shortcomings on me? All of our clients think that I am a fucking retard because you throw me under the bus every. Single. Day. I mean, I don't mind taking one for the team every now and then, but I have been trying for over a year to make sure this business doesn't fall apart because of your stupid mistakes and this is how you thank me. I will not be returning when my maternity leave is over, you can count on that!
---Starting my own business.