Blah blah blah Newfoundland. Blah blah blah Newfoundland. Newfoundland Newfoundland blah blah blah Newfoundland. Newfoundland Newfoundland Newfoundland Newfoundland NEWFOUNDLAND. Alright already. I get it. Just once I'd like to have a conversation without that word in it. Don't get me wrong - I have visited and LOVED Newfoundland. I am also from another province, where I truly loved growing up, but I don't fucking harp on it. If it's so much better in Newfoundland than go the fuck home.
---Happy Wherever I Roam