Mr. Metaphor

You coward! Go eat some blended condiments and jump of a flying saucer, while giant musquitos eat you! If you don't have the guts to break up with her, then you deserve all three of the above repeatedly. When people say someone is book smart not life smart, I now know what they mean. I hope I can warn all women who might fall for your spider web next.

---Your long recently lost friend.

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