Hey bitch in the red car, thanks for almost hitting me and my friend in the crosswalk in front of the Sportsplex on Wyse this afternoon! I already fear for my life twice a day despite hitting the button and watching for cars. This time I actually had to throw my arms up and give you the "BITCH FUCK OFF" look in order for you to even notice us in the crosswalk after accelerating like a maniac down the road. It's a busy street with SIX FUCKING LANES that almost everyone who works in the office building there have to cross to get to work. I'd really rather not have to take disability due to your ignorance and inattention.
---Scared For My Life Daily