Dear Late Night Party People,
I know that you have just had either a great time or a horrible time while drinking. It is summer and perhaps you don't have to work. I know that I do. Could you please refrain from screaming as you walk down the street late at night/early morning? Or better yet, scream your head off as you are at the bar, so that you lose your voice and are unable to scream as you scamper home. This applies to boys and girls both ( I mean why in the world do you need to scream WHOOOOOOOO!!!! at three in the morning).
---doesn't even live near the bars, but is close enough to get annoyed by the patrons