Its asshole not arsehole. Arsehole is not a word. Its not cute when you say it and its not cute when you write it
ever. It doesnt make you seem more down to earth or relatable, and using it doesnt reinforce any underlying factor that would designate you as uniquely Canadian. It makes you seem unintelligent. Its the same as when you hear a person pronounce the word mouth with an L inserted in the middle or when someone pronounces regular reglar or calculator calcalator or spaghetti pasghetti. Speaking of which, what kind of a fucking idiot do you have to be to say pasghetti? Thats it, thats my bitch.