I love ya to pieces, boyfriend, but you are riper than a sack of dead rats sprayed with Harbour stench. You don't wear underwear and wear the same pair of pants all fucking week...don't even get me started on the skidmarks....yuck. You're a professional 30 year old man, smart as hell but dirty as Pigpen.
---Even An Entire Bottle of Axe Would Smell Better

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