So here I am, trying to eat some spaghetti in front of the TV, flipping through the channels because television sucks these days. Then the commercials come on, okay just great.
As I'm eating my spaghetti, I look up to see two dumbass cartoon bears dancing around like a bunch of pansies. Then all of the sudden one sticks it's ass right on the screen to expose loose pieces of toilet paper stuck to it's asshole.
WHAT THE FUCK. Charmin, you aren't winning any customers you dumb shits, take your idiotic commercials and stuff em up your urethra.---Bastard Fish