Fuck you, you cocksuckers in the Shitbox Civic or whatever it was on Purcells Cove Road. My girlfriend and I were having an awesome bicycle ride out there and then you under-20 year olds showed up in your 2000 pound $800 toy. You yell at us going by. You turn around up ahead and yell at us coming towards us. You turn around and yell at us as you pass again (just an FYI folks: when you're speeding past cyclists we usually can't hear what you're yelling, that's why we a) don't know what you're saying and b) use hand signals in response). They you turn around up ahead and do the same fucking thing.
Fuck you. I see it again, I write your number down and phone it into the cops. Assholes. What if she were out by herself? Good job cocksucks, scaring a young woman is really cool.
Fuck, I didn't even like teenage boys even when I was one, and this is why.
BTW, we still had an awesome ride and were happy to be out on our bikes, despite your inbred 'cool' attempt at ruining it for us.---Cranky