Road Hogs


To anyone who loves tailgating my ass: I'm a new driver. Like got-my-beginner's-last-week new. The reason I'm not gunning it is because I'm trying to be cautious while YOU are riding my bumper and freaking me out. I can't go higher than the posted speed limit, okay? And neither can you. This shit is scary enough without you hogging the rearview and edging right up to me.

I will pull over and let you pass if it's that important to you. I would understand if I were puttering along at 20mph, but I'm not. I'm just trying to finish the driving lesson without dying, so CHILL OUT.

---Cruise Control

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