Coffee Addicts

Ok, so I know I'm outnumbered here, because so many people drink coffee, but I have to say this. I can't stand all you coffee addicts who act like you're drinking gold everytime you get a cup. I don't want to hear about how cranky you are in the morning before you get a cup of joe, or about the headaches due to lack thereof. You're addicted the the stuff, that's why you need it so badly, and I don't need to be edjucated on your addiction anymore than I need to hear about the problems from cigarette addiction.

And I really don't need to see the mini orgasm you have everytime you get a sip, it makes me want to punch you in the stomach so you'll spit it back out.

---Not addicted to coffee, and happy about it.

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