Whilst riding my bike on a busy main road, a few asshole teenagers suddenly drive up next to me, two feet from my wheels, lean out the window and SCREEAM some inexplicable phrase to me nearly a foot from my ear, then proceed to beep their horn as LOUD AS POSSIBLE!! THAT WAS SOOO COOL!!! YOU ARE SOOO COOOOOL!!! I ALMOST FELL OFF MY BIKE HEAD ON INTO TRAFFIC!! I've watched a few of you idiots do that to other bikers and not only is it insane, its motherfucking dangerous. Go sit on a steel tampon, you idiotic, sphincter licking vaginas.
---Dino (or almost wasn't)