To all the drivers out there who inch ahead at stop signs or red lights hoping to pull out. Wait your turn and don't block off the Friggin crosswalk (especialy you cabbies!) Some of us who walk like to be able to cross the street with out having to take the journey all the way around your car. From now on we will be taking the path in front of you and doing the moonwalk as slowly as possible to piss you off.
PS. Be thankful we aren't kicking your car as we go by.
---The Moonwalk Bandits