To the Fuck Face(s) that broke into my car Friday night and got my stuff: go fuck yourself or if if was two of you that did it, go fuck each other. Don't you realize people's stuff are valuable. If you don't have anything to do other than break into people's vehicle, I suggest you fucking kill yourself. I hope you fucking get what you deserve sooner rather than later, you little fucks!
---Piss-off car owner!