Why is it that there are never any of those roadside charity car washes going on when I really need one? It seems like they used to be everywhere in the summertime and now I don't see them anymore. Are local youth sports teams now receiving corporate funding or something? I'm waaaaaay too lazy to do it myself and those drive-thru car washes don't do shit! My car is filthy and I'm totally willing to pay to have it cleaned properly. It'd be nice if my money went to charity at the same time.
--- In need of a good hand job