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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Fake-engers

Posted on Thu, Aug 13, 2009 at 8:36 PM

I'm all for bikers/cyclists but seriously - why must so many insist on riding fixies with the fake-enger look? 1. HRM is full of hills - 1a) Uphills - you all struggle ridiculously and it looks retarded 1b) Downhills - most of you can't stop for shit and I've witnessed more than a few spills into traffic. 2. Knees - are you going to be stealing my tax dollars for physio later when they're blown out? 3. It's not any faster than gearing up or down. And what's up with the bags? Seriously? What do they contain? I simply must know.

---Maggie (from elsewhere)

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