Texting Twit

To the Texting Twit at the corner of Spring Garden & South Park:

That red light that was facing us? Yeah, that means we're not supposed to walk across the street just yet. At least you realized it before you got hurt, although one more step and you would have bounced off the side of the van that had just come through the intersection on the green light. I'm sure you didn't hear me laughing at you, as you stood puzzled, then stepped back to the curb, but at least you provided me with some amusement.

I hope that text message was important enough to risk your life for, idiot.

---Amused by human stupidity

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