Why do people who make a whopping $50k a year walk around like they are king shit of fuck mountain?
Seriously, put the top hat and monocle away Rockefeller and get your head back down to earth. 50k-60k is certainly a decent above the national average living but walking around like you're a high roller is embarrassing to watch and your friends are starting to notice how you are acting.
Stop carrying your fucking money in a big roll like you you just stepped off the set of Goodfellas, be an adult and get a wallet, money clip or use a damn debit card/credit card like normal well adjusted adults. No one is impressed that you wrapped a $50 around a bunch of 5's. and folded it into your front pocket.
You are a middle manager at a failing company not the fucking guy from Dos Equis beer ads! People have quit in the last year because they felt there was no direction ( ie leadership...looking at you here ) there. Hunker down and get into your own shit in a big way before the CEO fires your ass.
PS - stop hitting on the 20 something temps we get in the summer. You haven't been to a gym in 15 years and smell like a vintage jean jacket on a good day.---9-5'er