This is to the asshole, on Monday morning in Highfield Park:
"Excuse me, Ma' am, Does the carpet match the drapes? " Two things asshole! 1. I shave. So fuck you. 2. You will stay single forever making stupid comments like that to women. Just because I have colored hair doesn't mean you can assume I will laugh something like that off. Go Figure you look like a 35 + year old man, you could possibly pass as a pedophile, and likely still lives at home with mom. You should consider yourself lucky that I have learned over the years to control my anger, because your face looked like it could use some re-arranging. And just to let you know, You really needed a shower that day! I could smell you on the bus 4 seats back. So apparently the smell matches the attitude.