Dear shirtless dog owners

I know your grey pitbull is really cute. Absoultely!! But you know whats NOT cute, her shit that you wont pick up off our front lawn. There are other apartments in this building, and there are other people that live here, and its unfortunate that everyday I walk past our front lawn, I get swarmed by 20 black flies that I scared while walking past her steaming pile of shit. Not to mention, it fucking smells TERRIBLE. You LIVE HERE, how hard is it, for you to take a baggie out when you take her outside, and just pick it up!! Its not hard. And I dont want to be a prick and call the landlord, but seriously, its getting to be a bit much. AND NOW, I noticed that you have ANOTHER pitbull puppy, that is ALSO shitting freely on the front lawn!! PLEASE, just pick it up.

And for Christ sakes, put on a god damn shirt!!!!! I dont think I have ever seen you wearing a shirt. It would be a good look for you.

---Plugging my nose

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