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Friday, August 21, 2009
Dear Cup Holder Thief
Not only are you as sneaky as you are creative, while my sunroof was down last night you somehow managed to plunge your way into my locked car, not knocking the full McDonalds cup in the cup holder directly below you. After you were inside you decided nothing was of value but the main cup holder itself. So you somehow took it out (which I didn't even know was possible) and carefully placed my full beverage in a shallow, reserve cup holder.
So, thank you for not being an ass and breaking my shit, for not spilling any drinks, for not stealing anything else in my car of value, and most of all for locking the car after you left.
Oh, that factory cup holder costs $30 by the way, you can just drop it in my sunroof next time you go by.
---C Cup
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