To all you fat, bearded, assholes driving your noisy Harleys up and down the street at all hours of the night: Who the fuck do you think you are? You claim that bikers do not get the respect they deserve, but do you deserve any respect at all? No, you don't.

Your need to make as much racket as possible evidently stems from a severely stunted growth. Most other kids grow out of the "playing cards in the tricycle spokes" phase at around 4 years old.

One of these nights when all your bikes are nicely lined up outside the pub, someone is going to come by for a friendly game of HOG dominos... Then watch the fun begin assholes...