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Sunday, August 30, 2009
I'm soooo sad you're leaving town. Hmmm... what will I miss the most? I'll definitely miss your sense of class--remember the time you took me out for dinner for my birthday and the bill came to $40 over the FREE DINNER you won from work and you complained about having to spend the extra money? Moreover, maybe what I'll miss the most is your undeniable sensitivity and caring. Remember just last week you cried and cried, saying that I was going to be the most difficult person to say good-bye to and I was the only person that you even needed to see before you left? Remember what happened a few days later? Gosh, it was so sweet--you informed me that you did not have time to see me for the last four days before you left town. When I asked you about that (quite nicely, I might add) you became quite vicious and accused me of acting like a child...
Anyway, my love, all the best of luck to you on your travels.
--- Wouldn't wanna be ya