message to all late night drunk or not drunk males:

if you see a solitary female walking at night; do not talk to her. do not try to make conversation. do not yell "HEY, HOW'S IT GOING!?". don't even make eye contact. you will only come across as obnoxious and creepy. she will not make eye contact with you and she will probably start walking faster. just fuck the hell off. thank you.
---mmm, apricot beer

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